This picture says everything.
Angry Pussycat does NOT need to diet! My diet of cupcake frosting, cream cheese, tuna, and cream cheese mixed with tuna is perfectly fine.
Tuna, tuna, tuna, tuna, I love tuna. Oh, did I say that aloud? In that case, give me more tuna!
Angry Pussycat doesn’t feel so good. What did you say? The vet? Who needs the vet? Angry Pussycat feels great!
I am a California cat. I don’t do cold weather.
Who needs New Year’s Resolutions? I’m already a perfect pussycat.
Moderation? Who needs moderation? I indulge.
Don’t bother me, I’m sleeping (and I only get 18 hours of sleep a day).
I am not a princess. I am The Queen.
What else makes me a Happy Pussy? My owner just placed 3rd in the Teleplay Category of the Slamdance Writing Competition. That makes me happy.
I’m not lazy, I’m a housecat.